1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
13. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
14. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
15. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
16. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
17. F*** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Kunigunde?
18. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
19. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN! How much have you been drinking?
20. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

--PICK UP LINES (or loins?)

1. Call me Fred Flinstone, because I'll make your bedrock.

2. Lets play titanic, when I say "iceberg", you go down.

3. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar rise.

4. If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts?

5. Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet? Then why are you wearing a bra?

6. Do you believe in love at first sight? or do I have to walk by again?

7. You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can easily see myself in your pants.

8. What time do you have to be in heaven?

9. I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

10. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

11. How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

12. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

13. Sex is a killer, wanna die happy?

14. Do you sleep on your stomach? "No" - can I?

15. Playing doctors is for kids. How about me and you play gynaecologist.

16. If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

17. The word for the day is "legs". Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

18. The last time I saw you I was dreaming.

19. Hi my name is John - Don't forget it because you'll be screaming it later on.

20. I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your place?

21. I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.

22. That's a nice smile, its just too bad thats not the only thing you're wearing.

23. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

24. Nice outfit, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

25. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together.

26. Ever tripped over a tree?.........how about a root?


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